One of my favourite things ever!

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Not even this one?

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In other news, a car crashed today on the interstate. Police believe the driver was taking a picture of his camera in the side mirror

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funnyordie:

Funny Or Die Tweet-Shirts!

Go ahead, set your wardrobe on fire. These shirts inspired by our most popular tweets are the only clothes you need.

That isn’t from your tweet. It’s from The IT Crowd, a British sitcom

inothernews:

Yay.

HOLY SHIT IT’S QUEEN ELIZABETH

kateordie:

Gummies full of vodka! Happy Superbowl!

Those would never get me drunk, I always just cut the limbs off and stick them on different coloured gummies. I call it gummy bear surgery

theonion:

Super Bowl Party Host Screams At Guests For Lackluster First-Half Snacking: Full Story

Some people just don’t know the meaning of snack foods…